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Qriosity: Chapter One

Okay, so I wrote a Q story and I've been posting it everywhere. Really nervous about it because it's from Q's viewpoint and the fandom is so big and wide and better than me T^T

But I am a big girl; I can take your criticism.

Title: Qriosity
Chapter: 1: Must Investigate Further
Character(s): Q, Picard by mention
Pairings? Q/Picard
Rating: Not very high. Rated it T on ff.net
Warnings? None as far as I can think of....

Must Investigate FurtherCollapse )
I, like a lot of Star Trek fans my age, grew up with The Next Generation. This means that I grew up with John de Lancie as Q, which was awesome. Actually, much of the time when I was really young I would only really stop by the room where my grandmother watched TNG and sit in and watch all the way through if it was a Q episode or a Data-centric episode. Déja Q, the episode in which Q lost his powers and was sent to the Enterprise, was probably the second Q episode I watched all the way through (the first, being that TNG was always re-run, was Tapestry. We're talking years apart).

A little rundown of the entire episode. Do spoilers count here? If you think they do, best not to read this post at all.

The Enterprise are, as usual, trying to help a planet, in this case because their moon is falling out of orbit. There's a lot wrong with this but let's ignore it.Collapse )

Writer's Block: Rescue mission

If someone intentionally set fire to your home and you had ten minutes to get out, would you try to save the arsonist or your belongings?


That is a strange question. Who would want to save the person who tried to destroy your home? But to me, human life is worth a lot more than any of my belongings. If the person who started the fire had managed to trap themselves in the house, I'd have to get them before trying to save anything of value. And my dog would get out first, anyway. Assuming my family weren't inside. I think that answers the question.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer
the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut)
until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

My new twelve:

01. Luigi [Super Mario series/spinoffs]
02. Severus Snape [Harry Potter series]
03. Richmond Avenal [The IT Crowd]
04. The Mad Hatter [Batman]
05. K.K. Slider [Animal Crossing]
06. Data [Star Trek: The Next Generation]
07. Dr McCoy [Star Trek: The Original Series]
08. Count von Count [Sesame Street]
09. Professor Layton [Professor Layton series]
10. Fawful [Mario and Luigi]
11. Anthony [Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street]
12. Jack Bristow [Alias]

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Data/Anthony) fic? Do you want to?
Wow. Just... just no. I don;t even know how that would work. A holodeck failure? Argh, no, now I'm thinking about it...

Do you think Four (The Mad Hatter) is hot? How hot?
He's not really meant to be hot O_o


What would happen if Twelve got Eight (Jack Bristow/Count von Count) pregnant?
My childhood would be well and truly raped.


Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Professor Layton)?
I've read a few but for the most part they were either too cracky or too squicky for my tastes.


Would Two and Six (Severus Snape and Data) make a good couple?
I wouldn't write them off immediately. It could make for a cracktastic love fest... or not.


Five/Nine (K.K. Slider/Professor Layton) or Five/Ten (K.K. Slider/Fawful)? Why?
...What a choice. Er, I suppose the first one, because Layton seems like he'd enjoy the mellowness of K.K. Slider's more gentle music.


What would happen if Seven (Dr McCoy) walked in on Two (Snape) and Twelve (Jack Bristow) having sex?
He'd probably wonder what teleporter was malfunctioning. I would be squicky about Snape/Jack but... now that you mention it...


Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Richmond/Fawful) fic.
Richmond, gloomy as ever, wanders into the Reynholm Industries secret portal and winds up in the Beanbean Kingdom. A lonely egomaniac, Lord Fawful, stumbles upon the goth by chance and hatches a cunning scheme. But when he realises they share FURY, will they also be sharing something else?

*runs to vomit*


Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Luigi/Count von Count) fluff?
I sincerely hope not.


Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Dr McCoy/Jack Bristow) hurt/comfort fic.
"More Hurt Than Comfort".


What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (The Mad Hatter) to deflower One (Luigi)?
I guess the Hatter would have to come up with some kind of universe tearing creation that goes a bit wrong and he finds himself stuck in the Mushroom Kingdom.

But I wouldn't want this. Ever.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Dr McCoy) slash?
Do I count? :P


Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Richmond) het?
Maybe.


Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Anthony)?
...It's possible


Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Snape/Mad Hatter/K.K. Slider)?
I hope no-one in the world writes this awful crack-infested slash.


What might Ten (Fawful) scream at a moment of great passion?
"I HAVE ORGASM" ...ew, I just wrote that.


If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Count von Count), which song would you choose?
It would make a lot of sense just to use one of the Count's own songs. Perhaps Batty Bat or Song of the Count.


If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Luigi/Data/Jack Bristow) fic, what would the warnings be?
"I think I drank bleach before I wrote this abomination. You might want to keep some handy while you read."


What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"I'm a wizard, you know." (heh, still works)

Well, that was... cracky. I didn't get any One/Ten questions. Boo. Because Luigi/Fawful is totes my OTP.

Writer's Block: Kill the music

What is the absolute worst song ever written? For what amount of money would you consider listening to it over and over again for 24 hours?


Poker Face. No, just kidding, though I'm not a fan. Ever written? That's a tricky one - no-one will agree on that one. However, one song I'd hate to have to listen to over and over is Achy Breaky Heart. It is repetitive and just embarrassing. How can Billy Ray Cyrus continue to show his face after writing and playing that song, even if it is only on the Disney Channel? To get me to listen to it over and over you'd have to pay off all my family'd debts and give us roughly £27m spending money after. Each. It's a big family.

That said, the worst performance of a brilliant song? JEDWARD "performing" Under Pressure/Ice Ice Baby. Essentially they're doing a spoken word version of Ice Ice Baby (they found a way.) and calling it Under Pressure because they also "sing" the chorus of Under Pressure. If Freddie Mercury hadn't been cremated he'd be turning in his grave. David Bowie should have them killed =|

So, as I hate to end an entry with seething hatred, here's a good Queen song.


Writer's Block: GIP (Gratuitous Icon Post)

You finally have an excuse to use it—what userpic do you not get to use very often but can't delete because it's just that awesome?
This one. I'm a bit biased because I made it myself but it doesn't really fit any conversations... and I like it.

The Lovely Terror Of The Snow


XD OMG this worked so well! Frankie Boyle/Hugh Dennis

The Lovely Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Frankie and Hugh went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Frankie hit Hugh in his lip with a big indecisive iceball. It hurt a lot, but Frankie kissed it irritatingly and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really twinkly snow man!" Frankie said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Hugh said. "That would be more laughable and politically correct."

"I know," Frankie said. "We can make a snow mouse. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up lovingly and made a gorgeous snow mouse. Frankie put on a dildo for the cock. The mouse was almost as big as Hugh.

"It looks weird," Frankie said dizzily. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Hugh said and held up a stupid sock. "I found this in a bed." He put the sock onto the mouse's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the mouse, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like something sexual too explicit to put here.

Hugh screamed oddly and ran but the snow mouse chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow mouse fucked him hopefully.

"Nobody does that to my little Big Towel," Frankie screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow mouse through the tongue. It fell down and Frankie kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Hugh said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The sock lay in the yard until a sexual child picked it up and took it home.

Tags:

ROTFLOL!!!


I love story generators. I just do. So when I saw the Shrine of Insanity's Interactive Porn Script, I couldn't help but pounce on it!

And since I'm seeing the Hoosiers in two days, I mad them the stars! Oh everyone, please forgive me for this utter hilarious mind-rape.


This looks like fun...


First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer
the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut)
until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

My twelve:

01. Dr Jonathan Crane [Scarecrow]
02. Harry Potter
03. Vince Noir
04. Fourth Doctor
05. Jed Parry
06. The Joker
07. Bender
08. Peter Parker/Spiderman
09. Edward Scissorhands
10. Tenth Doctor
11. Aragorn
12. SpongeBob SquarePants

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
O_O 

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
...no?


What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
................if SpongeBob got Spidey pregnant? O_____________________________________________O


Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I have quite honestly never read any.


Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Harry and The Joker? Oh God, somewhere out there, someone thinks that's a good idea...


Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ooh, Five/Ten! It can be all Enduring Love across space and time! X)


What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Bender walked in on Harry Potter and SpongeBob.......... oh God no O_O 


Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Vince Noir needs to rescue Howard Moon from the grip of Father Time. Can a handsome stranger in a rockin' retro police box help him in more ways than one...?

*takes shower*


Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
...You know, I bet there is.


Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"YOUR CHILDHOOD IS THOUROUGHLY RAPED, MY FRIEND!!!".


What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
"Would you like a jelly baby? No? What about a blowjob, then?"

*takes chemical shower*


Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
..............I sincerely hope not.


Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Probably not; they're too busy in the world of Boosh slash.


Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
...It's possible


Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
....................................Harry Potter/Fourth Doctor/Jed Parry?? That.... makes my eyes want to vomit....


What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"BRILLIANT!" [for srs]


If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
"Ode To A Superhero" ~ Weird Al Yankovic


If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
"GET READY FOR YOUR CHILDHOOD TO BE FEAR TOXIN'D, GLASGOW SMILE'D AND RAPED IN THE MOST UNIMAGINABLY HORRIFIC WAYS"


What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"I'm a wizard, you know."

Tags:

Drabble-Matic [warning: NSFW]


I was bored, so I scooted on over to the Drabble-Matic which I love so much, keying in random drivel for some Wayne/Crane [Batman] drabbles.

These are awesome...


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